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It doesnt seem to
take much to get me going, and when I start, LOOK OUT!! Im a girl of many
weird and wonderful moods. I enjoy fishing, swimming, camping, Disney films,
and about anything else thats childish and fun. I have a serious side too.
Im a mother of 2 wonderful kids, and I'm also a Christian. JESUS RULES!!!
I was born and raised in the Cleveland area. I've lived in other cities,
and states, but in the end, I always wind up coming back. I think its because
there are so many places to see and things to do, a person with my kid
like curiosity can find all kinds of cool things to get into. Although
I've been here all my life, and there are still parts of town, I havent
seen, so theres always something new to discover, everytime I waste gas,
while driving aimlessly.
Once upon a time there lived a
man who had a maddening passion for baked beans. He loved them but they
had a very embarrassing and somewhat odorous reaction to them. Then on
day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, "She is such a sweet and gentile girl;
she will never go for this kind of carrying on," so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up his beans. They were married shortly thereafter.
Some months later his car broke down on the way home from work. Since they
lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be
late since he had to walk home. On the way home he passed a small cafe,
and the odor of freshly baked beans was overwhelming. Since he still had
several miles to walk, he figured that he would work off any ill-effects
before he got home. He stopped at the cafe, and before leaving he had eaten
3 large orders of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted, and after
arriving, felt reasonably safe that he had putted his last. His wife seemed
somewhat excited to see him and explained delightedly, "Darling, I
have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight." She then blindfolded
him and led him to his chair at the head of that dinner table. She seated
him, and just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang.
She made him vow not to touch the blindfold until she returned, then went
to answer the phone. He seized the opportunity, shifted his weight to the
other leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as ripe as rotten eggs.
He took the napkin from his lap and vigorously fanned the air about him.
Things had just returned to normal when he felt another urge coming on,
so he shifted his weight to the other leg and let go again. This one was
a true prize-winner. While keeping his ear to the conversation in the hall,
he went on like this for 10 minutes until he discerned the phone farewell,
which indicated the end of his loneliness and freedom. He placed the napkin
on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly to himself,
he was the picture of innocence. When his wife returned, after apologizing
for taking so long, he asked if he had peeked, and he assured her he had
not. At this point she removed the blindfold and there was to his surprise
twelve dinner guests seated around the table for a birthday party.
Eenie is our 9 year old
a real sweety.
(Well, This isnt his actual picture, but
he looks close to this one.)